Friday, July 24, 2009

Pregnancy Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

15 comments:

  1. hahahaha!!! That is hilarious!

    Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Those are great! Thanks for the friday giggle!!

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  3. lol! I got a real kick out of this as I am 7 months pregnant. :)

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  4. haha that makes me laugh!!

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  5. Ha ha ha! Pregnant with #3 right now... college is sooooo far away.

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  6. Hello,
    I have been reading your lovely blog for a while now, and I must say that its my very favorite!!!

    Are you hinting at something with this post? are you preggers?

    Create a great day,
    Jessica

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  7. Wait a minute... is this a HINT?

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  8. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I am NOT pregnant!! I repeat: I am NOT pregnant!!

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  9. HAHAHA! I thought the same thing, oh congrats she's expecting!

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  10. lol, for a second there I though Q&A #2 was actually you saying you were 2 months along (and I was thinking, that's funny cause she hasn't mentioned anything INCLUDING the slightest morning sickness in the entire almost year I've been following your blog---so of course i was COMPLETELY thinking you're MORE than just SuperMom---and i was feeling very unaccomplished & SUPER untalented)! lol. have a great weekend. hope you get to enjoy some time at the allied arts show this weekend. thanks for the laugh! =D

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  11. this post was awesome!

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  12. This is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing!

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  13. Bwahaha- the funniest part is how TRUE those answers ARE! :)

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  14. I thought this was a hint for moment. Very funny though.

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  15. That's hilarious! I have a 3 month old. Hits close to home.

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