Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
hahahaha!!! That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!
Those are great! Thanks for the friday giggle!!
ReplyDeletelol! I got a real kick out of this as I am 7 months pregnant. :)
ReplyDeletehaha that makes me laugh!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Pregnant with #3 right now... college is sooooo far away.
ReplyDeleteHello,
ReplyDeleteI have been reading your lovely blog for a while now, and I must say that its my very favorite!!!
Are you hinting at something with this post? are you preggers?
Create a great day,
Jessica
Wait a minute... is this a HINT?
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I am NOT pregnant!! I repeat: I am NOT pregnant!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! I thought the same thing, oh congrats she's expecting!
ReplyDeletelol, for a second there I though Q&A #2 was actually you saying you were 2 months along (and I was thinking, that's funny cause she hasn't mentioned anything INCLUDING the slightest morning sickness in the entire almost year I've been following your blog---so of course i was COMPLETELY thinking you're MORE than just SuperMom---and i was feeling very unaccomplished & SUPER untalented)! lol. have a great weekend. hope you get to enjoy some time at the allied arts show this weekend. thanks for the laugh! =D
ReplyDeletethis post was awesome!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteBwahaha- the funniest part is how TRUE those answers ARE! :)
ReplyDeleteI thought this was a hint for moment. Very funny though.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! I have a 3 month old. Hits close to home.
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