Pregnancy Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

WHAT?

I totally love what my bloggy pal Beki did over at Pampering Beki, & so I'm copying. Do you wanna know how people find my blog?? Here's some google searches people have done...& ended up here. (Their search phrases are in italics.)

sexy vacuuming

haha! Yes. I am here. And I am vacuuming. Click here, this is what they found.

my bunion

Don't have one. Don't want one.

white chocolate gunmouth

what? just weird.

a mannequin head with pipe cleaner hair

I'd LOVE to see this! Wouldn't you??

accidentally ate cupcake liner

Those musta been some AWESOME cupcakes.

doing silly fun things in love

Awww, & they ended up here...

whimsy shrinky

I guess you should hang me on the line to dry. No high heat.

example of a short whimsy

If 5'8" is short, than so be it.

funny photo of person with crutches

I didn't think it was THAT funny. Click here for my crutch pic.

hot crutches

That's more like it. haha!

i love crutches

ok, I'm creeped out. Still.

how to make an accordion envelope out of a lawn bag

Hmm. Interesting. Click here for MY accordion envelopes.

love niks

I love you too!

love tooth

Is that like a sweet tooth?

mary poppins chalk drawings

I did do chalk drawings. But Mary Poppins was never in the picture.

mini crutches figurine

Ok, look---this is getting out of hand.

how do i create a jar of whimsey

Well, if you really want to know the recipe, here it is: add lots of giggles, oodles of silliness, loads of smiles, plenty of happy thoughts, & a sprinkle of dorkiness.

owlie workout plan

Is this like owlie bootcamp?

monkey pics with rudolph costume
Poor, poor monkey.

other ways to break a pinata

Oh my gosh. I never even thought of this. Now I'm gonna be thinking about this all the time.

whimsy my love
Yes, my darling?

shrinky dink too long
scissors might help.

why is my spongecake dry?

Maybe because you used REAL sponges??? Just a guess...

Oh, & today is my dad's birthday. He is always good for a laugh, so I thought this was the perfect post. Happy birthday Dad! Come home soon!

P.S. The random photo at the top is what my daughter's were doing outside yesterday. Flying in cardboard boxes.

Lazy Sunday...

I have had the most relaxing & enjoyable weekend...And as a result of that, I got a bit lazy with the "Yowza! It's the Featured Sunday Artist..." segment. I'm sure you'll forgive me. So, today it's gonna be a mish-mash of doo-dads.

First of all, I spent yesterday with my sis having lunch, shopping & sipping cold coffee drinks for about 4 hours straight! And, kidless! It was my Nikki time you see....For lunch we had Tomato Bisque soup, Spicy Chicken & Cilantro Salad, Warm & Cheesy filled breadsticks, & Caribbean Iced Tea...Of course when I'm out shopping, I hardly pick up anything for myself. I'm always getting goodies & gadgets for my fam & friends. I happened to find some really cute stuff for my cupcake swap buddy too! No revealing yet. Wah!

And here's a funny story just for you...You know how when you are a kid (or even an adult!) & you lay in the grass & look up at the clouds & try to create some sort of object from the puffy white masses? Like, "Oh look! There's a giraffe!" or "I see a flower!" Well, this morning my girls & I were in the car, waiting for daddy--& my girls were saying, "Oh look! I see a dinosaur! Look at the dinosaur, mommy!" I couldn't figure out where they were seeing any clouds because our driveway sits under a heavy covering of trees. Then, I realized they were seeing shapes from the white masses of---bird poop splattered all over our van!! HAHA! Isn't that gross & clever, all at the same time???? I guess I'll be getting the van washed today!

I finished one of the fabulous vintage aprons I scooped up at the thrfty store last week. I decided to start with my favorite "hip granny" apron. I completed this project while watching a really dumb movie last night. Dumb movies & craftiness go GREAT together! It turned out really cute!! I used a really large cupcake shape & my dwindling stash of vintage pink buttons. Although, I was able to increase my pink button count by quickly scooping up a bag of pink buttons that Tacky Tiffany was selling. They are so awesome!! Most of them are Button Ring bound. The apron should be in the shop soon.

And lastly, I am SUPER, SUPER pleased that my "Mini Tag Banner--CUPCAKES" is getting constant views in the shop!! I am going to work on another banner. But, what word should I do? I was thinking "CREATE" or "LAUGH" or "SILLY" or "FAMILY". Leave a comment & let me know what you think. You can write your own word, it doesn't have to be one of those 4 just mentioned. Oh, & what color combo too?

**Swim lessons start tomorrow! Yikes.

Hope you've had a lovely lazy Sunday as well...