Showing posts with label what. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

WHAT?


I haven't done one of these in a while. It's about time. Do you want to know how some people find my blog? Here's some google searches people have done...& ended up here. (Their searches are the bold phrases.) This idea was originally found via Beki's blog, "Pampering Beki", which is now The Rusted Chain.

crayon
what color?

giant cookie
please. share.

tiny cake
I'll take the giant cookie instead.

an oldafashioned part
i dontaunderstan

crayon cakes
waxy teeth

different colors
like blue? and pink & green & stuff?

felt dessert
fuzzy teeth

good mannequin names
Hmm, what about Albert von Schmirken. Or Lulu.

how to make a cupcake pillow
the only thing I can think of is you waking up with frosting all up in your hair. i don't think pillows made of cupcakes are a good idea.

mushy text messages
Here are a couple ideas...
1.*smoooooch*-slobber-slobber
2. hubba hubba

no sew fabric pumpkin
first of all, whatever you do, DO NOT USE YOUR SEWING MACHINE, I repeat: STEP AWAY FROM THE SEWING MACHINE! 

goldfish party
their tiny party hats might get soggy, & the goodie bags might float to the surface, but I think it's doable

how to keep cream puffs from falling
position your opened mouth at the edge of the table & as they roll off, boom!, instant catch-all.
how to fold a pirate hat
Aaarrgh!!! Pirates don't do origami! Aaaarrgh!!

microwave shrinky dinks
seriously? can this be done? you first.

toenail art
Ok, is this art on your toenails---or art made with toenails??

tupperware windsock
hold on, I have to google this one myself....

wording for littlest pet shop party invitation
Dear so & so,
Please come to my littlest pet shop party. I really love littlest pet shops.
In case you're wondering what to get me, I'll give you a hint: Anything LPS

woodland birthday party, where do i find the gnome
you mean, the gnome store is all sold out?

100 things to do with bean bags
#87: when you're stuck with what to do for dinner, there's always bags of beans...

+organizer +books +tutorial +fabric +hanging +kids
somehow, I feel like i should be calling Child Protective Services

50 days to have fun with old
Take old for a walk. Take old out for ice cream. Take old to a museum. 47 days left...

biggest lps house
can i send you an invitation to my party?

blowing bubbles in milk
insert straw in milk. you're halfway there.

can i make a hole in a shrinky dink
yes

can shrinky dinks burn
yes

can shrinky dinks go in a gas oven
i'm not sure. just try it & let me know how it goes.

creative first aid kit for mommies
Remove bandaids. Replace with chocolates. 

dairy kitchen keychain calendar with publicity
...& I thought my keychain was big.

funny name for a mannequin
Manny Quinn

goo
ga-ga

gum boots pots
it's like one of those random grocery lists you find in your shopping cart...

hoe to make a luggage tag
i think you took a wrong turn at the tool shed

hire gnome for birthday party
oh my gosh! Why didn't i think of that???

how many buttons in a bouquet
3

how to decorate diary
with spring loaded finger traps & electric zapper thingies

how to build windchimes using silverware
use duct tape

how to make a cats face on a pinata
eyeball, eyeball, nose, whiskers.

part time cleaners for summer
you have definitely come to the wrong place

pet sore theme parties
EEWWWW!!!

saran wrap dares
i dare you to....put away the leftovers.

scented bean bag
you mean you don't like the smell of beans?

shrinky dink mistake
did you, by chance, put it in a gas oven? or a microwave?

stretched ear lobes
can you tie them in a knot? can you tie them in a bow?

things needed for a swimming birthday party
water

things to do with envelopes
mail stuff

unconventional shower curtains
your wedding dress, a bear rug, sod, chain link fencing

what to do at a swim party?
Um, duh: pee in the pool!

Friday, September 18, 2009

WHAT? (Part deux.)



This is the 2nd edition of my “WHAT"?” series, inspired by Pampering Beki’s posts. (Part one can be found HERE.) This is a collection of random Google searches that brought people to my blog. Read on…


how to do a cute bookmark
(Just like an ugly one. Only cuter.)

hot amateur moms
(I knew I was "amateur". But "hot"? Well, well...lawdy be...)

who smells dinkydoo
(Check the bottom of your shoe.)

elastic headbands give me headaches
(Me too!)

b'dazzled teeth
(I SO want to see some! Is that anything like "bejeweled grillz"?)

ahhh weekend
(I know, right?!)

amateur love making
(& you came here? Puh-lease.)

another parent says she would like to come over and see my home before her seven year old can come over for a playdate
(So? Do you keep wild beavers as pets, house ponies in the basement & wash your dishes in sewer water? Then you have nothing to worry about. )

argyle socks in bed
(as long as they don't clash with your sheets.)

arts and crafts pipe cleaner valentines or love or bug or "kit kat"
(You're making me dizzy. Just pick one!)

calories in walmart birthday cupcake
(who cares. it's a cupcake.)

can you make love on a bean bag?
(I'll get back to you on that one. haha!)

could framed handprint christmas art be hung year round?
 (No.)

do butterflies leave behind glitter when hit?
(OK, first of all, that's just weird. And secondly, why are you smacking butterflies anyway?)

how do I make necklaces with real bugs?
 (For reals? Hey, are you related to that weird glitter-butterfly dude?)

how sweet you are?
(Let me count the ways…)

I always wish for but never get this for my birthday-->
(a trip to Disneyland...& world peace)

lemon bars always runny
(Stick 'em in the oven. The baking process usually helps to solidify.)

meaning of zippetydooda.
(Zippetydooda is probably related to supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.)

things that children without moms don't know
(Well, their mom, for starters.)

tillytoo
(Huh?)

wacky tiaras
(you mean like THIS ONE?)

what to do if the hanger comes out of your pinata.
(Kick the pinata around the neighborhood. Or finally hang those trousers.)

whimpsy love
(Um, there's no "p" in "whimsy".)

whimtsy love
(Nope. Still didn't get it.)

whimsy lov
(Nevermind.)

why small parties fun?
(because big parties boring.)

wymsy love
(You again?)

onion whimsylove
(please don't tell me my blog makes you cry when you read it.)