ME: "Ok girls. This is our 'First-Day-of-School' picture! Smile! Look alive!.....Pazely, maybe a little less squinting."
ZOEY: "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......." |
ME: "That's better Pazely. But not really. Nevermind. By the way, your socks are all funky. I'm not sure what you were going for, but they're uneven." ZOEY: "........EEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSE!!!!" |
(Pazely stands like a statue. An immovable sculpture. A giant boulder, not about to budge. Stationary.) ME: "Alright, we'll let Pazely go first." |
ME: "Pazely, you're arching your back---just relax your shoulders." |
ZOEY: "Step aside Pazely! Exit stage right immediately." |
PAZELY: "Warning: Diva has entered the room." |
ZOEY: "Pazely! MOVE! You're in the waaaaaay!!!" (Pazely walks away singing: ♫"I'm too sexy for this backpack... ♫ too sexy for this backpack..."♫) |
ZOEY: "Here's my first pose. Casual. Confident. Relaxed & ready for a 2nd grade education...." |
ZOEY: "And now I'm giddy. Silly. How about I kick up my right foot in the back & lean over for a little 2nd grade *Squeeee!*" |
ZOEY: "And now I'm about to change poses. Still smiling. Still cute. Next I think I'll...." |
ZOEY: (**GROWLS!!!!!!!**) "Pazely! You're in my shot! You're head is taking up the whole frame! Get! Out! Of! The! Waaaaaaay!!!! MOM! Make her move! She's ruining EVERYTHING!" |
ZOEY: ( **Pouts**) PAZELY: "I am done with this. I'm going inside to pull up my other sock." |
ZOEY: "Hmph!" |
ZOEY: (**Quickly flips head toward camera.**) ♫"Cheeeeeeeeeeese!!!"♫ |
This pose says: Homework? For reals? You wouldn't do that to me would you? |
This pose says the same thing. Only on the other side. |
This pose oozes: I'm sweet. I'm adorable. And yes, you can give me 2nd's on that cafeteria dessert. |
I'm swinging my lunchbox from side to side, I'm swinging, swinging..... |
ZOEY: "Get the lunch box mom. K?" ME: (rolls eyes) "Got it." |
ME: "What now, Zoey?" ZOEY: "I'm smiling while, at the same time, planning my next pose..." |
BOTH GIRLS: "One...two...three...First day of school! Yippee" ♥ |
I love this post! It is amazing how much the pictures really show your conversations! :)
ReplyDeletethat was freakin' hillarious!
ReplyDeletethose photos are just TOO CUTE!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, you told a story and captured it all with great pics. Totally cute:)
ReplyDeleteOur kiddos went back today, too, and the silence in our house was so unfamiliar-HA!
This post was hilarious. My soon to be 14 year old daughter and I laughed through each scene. Thanks for making our day! Happy Back To School!
ReplyDeleteVery funny, but wow! were they late to school?
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